“This One Time, I Called the Cops on My Own Party Because I Was Ready to Go to Bed” Cocktail Napkins

“This One Time, I Called the Cops on My Own Party Because I Was Ready to Go to Bed” Cocktail Napkins

Add a hilariously relatable touch to your next gathering with these cheeky cocktail napkins. Perfect for introverts, early-to-bed enthusiasts, or anyone who has ever wished their own party would wrap up already! They also make a great hostess gift when paired with a bottle of wine.

Printed in crisp black ink on classic white, these sturdy napkins bring both style and sass to the table.

Details
• Pack of 20 napkins
• 3-ply for durability
• Size: 5 x 5 inches (folded)
• Printed with bold, crisp black lettering

A fun way to spark laughter and keep the vibe light — even if you are ready for everyone to go home early.